bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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