I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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