he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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