The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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