I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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