i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
