My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
how can u be prego again
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Randomize
