It's Friday. Sex?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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