there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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