Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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