You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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