oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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