this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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