I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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