I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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