I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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