I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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