I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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