1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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