their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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