sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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