I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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