you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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