So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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