You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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