everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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