her vagine was all disorganized.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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