I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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