I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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