does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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