i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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