i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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