I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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