If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
