You did not just play the dead husband card again.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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