Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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