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I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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