Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Randomize
