i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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