we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
