The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Randomize
