i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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