I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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