it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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