If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
and she was petting her beer can
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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