Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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