Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
