Jerry, you need to find god
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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