Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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