i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The adults are the big ones right?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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