You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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