Joe is yelling at the trees again.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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