I must be too annoying 4 u.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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