I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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