let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
